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SMUT STAND REPORT: Oct 13, 2015 (New Orleans)
Isn't anal sex wonderful? My butthole is STILL buzzing from last night! WHEN: 4.5 hours (7:45pm-12:15am), Oct 13, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT:...
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The silent crime happening on Frenchmen Street…
This may be one of those Mystery Spots. Things happen here. Friday, Oct 16, 2015. I was sitting outside my normal Sidewalk Smut haunt—Bicycle Michael, on Frenchmen Street—with the usual cast of...
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SMUT STAND REPORT: Oct. 28, 2015 (New Orleans)
Does this look like someone who GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU KNOW THAT I'M FAT? WHEN: 4.5 hours (8:45pm-1:15am), Oct 28, 2015. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: one...
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The aesthetics of the Smut Stand, aka a philosophical treatise on not giving...
Submissive? Seated comfortably? Or COILED AND WAITING TO POUNCE ON YOUR SEXUAL INSECURITIES?(Sidewalk Smut in Brick Lane, London. Photo by Daniel Wood.) So I got a note from a Facebook acquaintance a...
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YEAR IN REVIEW: my top five most-viewed posts
This is a picture of someone who knows exactly where she keeps her precious supply of fucks, and how many she has to give. I was thinking about doing this year-end round-up, but dreaded having to sift...
View ArticleSMUT STAND REPORT: August 16, 2016 (Edmonton)
WHEN: 3 hours (7:30-10:30pm), August 16, 2016. WHERE: Next to The Next Act bar, near Edmonton Fringe, Edmonton. OUTPUT: three full-length pieces, including a hardcore prelude to a pegging and a soft-...
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SMUT STAND REPORT: Oct 10, 2016 (New Orleans)
what do you get for a woman who has everything? Smut and profound sexual metaphors. WHEN: 5 hours (7:30pm-12:30am), October 10, 2016. WHERE: In front of Bicycle Michael's, Frenchmen Street, New...
View ArticleSMUT STAND REPORT: Oct 26, 2016 (New Orleans)
WHEN: 5 hours (7:30pm-12:30am), Oct 27, 2016. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael's), New Orleans. OUTPUT: five full-length pieces, including a blissfully unconcerned fingering in a...
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SMUT STAND REPORT: April 9, 2017 (Berlin)
WHEN: 4 hours (1-5pm), April 9, 2017. WHERE: Mauerpark, Berlin. OUTPUT: two full-length pieces, including a deliciously wet sit-and-spin session (with a focus on the ass) and a summer afternoon of...
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I always forget how much I love doing Sidewalk Smut
I don’t know if everyone understands just how much I love doing Sidewalk Smut. I forget this myself, during the long months when the weather is just not good enough for this. And then when I finally...
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BEHIND THE SMUT STAND: it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that *ding*
WHY do I always look constipated while I'm typing? I need to work on that look... It happens at least a couple of times during every Sidewalk Smut session: someone will tear away from the stream of...
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SMUT STAND REPORT: 17 Sept 2017 (Berlin)
WHEN: 3 hours (2:45-5:45pm), September 17, 2017. WHERE: Bergmannstr. (near Zossener Str), Berlin. OUTPUT: three full-length pieces, including a FFM threesome in the queue to get into a swinger’s club...
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The addictive magic of Sidewalk Smut
WHY do I always look constipated while I'm typing? I need to work on that look... I am leaving in about two weeks for a couple of months in Australian and New Zealand, performing at festivals in Perth...
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SMUT STAND REPORT: Perth, Australia (Jan 30-Feb 5, 2018)
I used to say that getting back into the Smut Stand was easy, but that has never been less true than right now. I’ve been in Perth (Australia) for a week and a half, and I am struggling, my friends,...
View ArticleSMUT STAND REPORT: Perth, Australia (Feb 9, 2018)
WHEN: 4 hours (8:30pm-12:30am), Feb 9, 2018. WHERE: Pleasure Garden (Russell Square), Fringe World, Perth. OUTPUT: five full-length pieces, including an awkward first-date piece, a bit of (M-on-F)...
View ArticleSMUT STAND REPORT: Edinburgh Fringe (Aug 3, 2018)
WHEN: 4 hours (3-7pm), Aug 3, 2018. WHERE: Grassmarket, Edinburgh Fringe. OUTPUT: three full-length pieces, including a romantic, gender-fluid, outdoor threesome up against a tree; a passionate...
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SMUT STAND REPORT: Oct 10, 2016 (New Orleans)
what do you get for a woman who has everything? Smut and profound sexual metaphors. WHEN: 5 hours (7:30pm-12:30am), October 10, 2016. WHERE: In front of Bicycle Michael’s, Frenchmen Street, New...
View ArticleSMUT STAND REPORT: Oct 26, 2016 (New Orleans)
WHEN: 5 hours (7:30pm-12:30am), Oct 27, 2016. WHERE: Frenchmen Street (in front of Bicycle Michael’s), New Orleans. OUTPUT: five full-length pieces, including a blissfully unconcerned fingering in a...
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SMUT STAND REPORT: April 9, 2017 (Berlin)
WHEN: 4 hours (1-5pm), April 9, 2017. WHERE: Mauerpark, Berlin. OUTPUT: two full-length pieces, including a deliciously wet sit-and-spin session (with a focus on the ass) and a summer afternoon of...
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I always forget how much I love doing Sidewalk Smut
I don’t know if everyone understands just how much I love doing Sidewalk Smut. I forget this myself, during the long months when the weather is just not good enough for this. And then when I finally...
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